Hi, I'm _________________ of ____________ and...

 

 

 

Friends don't let friends use deprecated tags.

 

This is what your website looks like on tables. This is what your website looks like on

 

GPL, it's contagious.

 

Whether your users are using Safari, Firefox, or even IE 5.0, they're all html 4 compatible. Write for the spec.i

 

All browsers should be treated equally.

 

Grid-based layout. It's not just a good idea, it's the rule.

 

You might think no one's gonna notice if you do a quick mockup in Dreamweaver. But they will.

 

Just because it looks good to you, doesn't mean it looks good to everyone else. Be safe. Use a web-safe color palette, and convert your images to sRGB. You'll be glad you did.

 

Screenreaders are browsers, too. Don't be blind to alt-tags.

 

Hey kids, don't use tables

 

remember, blind people are people too. design for screen readers.

 

All tags, all the time.

 

it takes something more then being special

 

Sex STD "When browsing the web, use a pop-up blocker"

 

Its been 14 years since the release of Mosaic. That's an entire generation of web designers who've grown up using tables. Isn't it time you switched to semantic html?

 

Your site is so ugly . . . you make broken image links look good!

 

other trash talking:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogrcY5rLi2E

 

I'm gonna tear your site into tiny tiny pixels

 

Your website's so fat I need broadband for the splash page

 

 

(whistles)

Wow, that is some sweet site.

Th

 

 

You think you can take me? Bring it on.

 

 

Hi, this is Khoi Vihn, Design Director at the New York Times, and you're watching Command-Shift-3!

 

 

Tell a joke

 

 

Tell a story

 

 

 

something about...

- pirated software

- DRM

- net neutrality

- beacon?

- flash intros

- pop-up blocker (safe sex)

- css vs. tables

- (bio)degradable

- use sudo responsibly

- spam

- backup plan